2006 Avian Bird Flu World Tour!

Flu got you down? Buy a Pandemic Pandemonium T-shirt ... it'll cheer you up! This unique, original design is available on over 40 different items.

I made you say UNDERWEAR!

Check out a sampling of our favorite Classic Thongs from the tdks Designs Workshop

Cleveland Cavaliers Win!

Maybe in an alternative universe ....


Cleveland Embrace Mediocrity


Browns, Cavaliers, Indians ... celebrate decades of mediocrity with the new tdks Designs Cleveland Embrace Mediocrity t-shirt!

You are my Density

Here's a great new t-shirt design that's just perfect for the geek or nerd in your life. "You are my Density!"


You are my Density!

Stop by the tdks Designs Workshop
to check out the latest summer designs.

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Avian Bird Flu! H5N1 Pandemic Pandemonium Panic Party

Epizootic! My new favorite word! All this panic talk about the H5N1 Avian Bird Flu gets me thinking we need to start planning the bash of the century. The Avian Bird Flu 2006 World Tour will be making a stop in your town or city. Don't forget to pick up the official Avian Bird Flu apparel!


Pandemic Pandemonium Panic Party in white


Pandemic Pandemonium Panic Party in black

Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law!

When I was a kid, my twin brother and I slept on bunk beds. I was laying on the bottom bunk one night and I noticed a small white tag on my brother's mattress, so I tore it off. You can imagine my horror when I read the warning on the tag .... UNDER PENALTY OF LAW THIS TAG SHALL NOT BE REMOVED EXCEPT BY THE CONSUMER

Of course, I immediately got out of bed and found some scotch tape to tape it back up, but the damage was done, the CONSUMER knew what I had done and HE was coming for ME!

What had I done? How could I have done this to my family? Would they lock us ALL up? Had I destroyed my family with one simple act? Would the CONSUMER understand? I was just a kid, after all?

Literally, weeks went by before I got up the courage to tell my parents what I had done and even after they explained the meaning of the tag and why it was there, I still didn't sleep very soundly for a very long time.

To the memory of childhood nightmares .....



Do Not Remove!

tdks Designs & Cafepress

Here are 3 brand new designs from Cafepress and tdks Designs. All with inspirational messages to live by! Each of these designs is available on over 30 different items ... from tees to sweatshirts to thongs .....

Don't forget the Grad's & Dad's in June! These would definitely make wonderful gifts.



Inspected by no. 7




Inedible! Not Fit for Human Consumption





Close Cover Before Stiking

You Say Tomato ...

Here at the tdks Designs Workshop we are always cooking up something new! Here are 3 new nonsensical designs, perfect for someone who marches to a different beat!

You Say Tomato


You Say Pineapple


You Say Potato

Catfish Noodling! An Oklahoma Tradition

Catfish Noodling! It's an Oklahoma Tradition! It's Hoggin' Time! Catfish Noodling or "hand fishing" is illegal in all but 4 states. Talk about extreme sports. Reach your hand into an underwater hole and see what grabs it .... Check out the new Catfish Noodling - Oklahoma Edition - now available on over 30 different items. Perfect for graduation or Father's Day.

For all you Kentucky fans, we also have the Catfish Noodling - Kentucky Edition available on over 30 different items.